EL MACHETE

The man and the myth that is Danny Trejo. A shadow of his former self. Work out ya bitch.

NITEWING NIPPLES

Here's a work of art that would make any mother proud.

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Joe Quesada lost a ton o' weight. Somewhere, Stuart Pankin is proud.

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WETA's ray guns...pretty cool.

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Here's me as a child.

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Darth Maul with his scooter from Gentle Giant. The cool thing about this statue is that the scooter is connected to Maul's cape, so it looks like it's hovering above the bung.

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The Phantom's guns and rings. I'd wanna get this for my dad (who is a Phantom Phan) but he'd probby roll his eyes, then look at me sideways and say "What the fuck Jeff...?" Then I'd cry and do a number two right there in muh pants.

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The Lost Boys! The first ever Jason Patrick action figure! He must be so happy.

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Akuma of Street Fighter from Sideshow and Pop Culture Shock
Collectibles. Akuma it up.

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Nosferatu life-sized bust from Sideshow. I really loved the Sideshow display. I kept going back to get closer looks. Someday I'll be able to afford to get most of these expensive woiks o' ahrt.

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The Pirates of the Caribbean display. Lookit dat huge-ass ship up there! Hugh Jass.

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Comic-Con exclusive Hellboy figure with Japanese Heads. Poose! I gots one!

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An American Werewolf in London figgers. SOTA toys.

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Two Lobster Creatures with heads for gentitals.

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Resident Evil: Apocalypse Crotch Rocket.

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Me and the guy from Hot Fuzz.

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Statue of Batman breaking my jaw. Where's Tango & Cash when you need 'em?

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Darth Vader on his Star Destroyer Chopper by Gentle Giant. Click to enlarge you dope.

HOPE GOD'S NOT WATCHIN'...

Here's my third entry in the JELLY OF THE MONTH art blog. It's me circa 2002(?) playing for the very first time Grand Theft Auto III. And the first thing I did in that brand new and fantastical free roaming world was take a baseball bat to a bag lady. I honestly felt like I was doing something wrong. But then I quickly got over it and did all the evil stuff people end up doin' when they play that game...like havin' a date with a hooker in your car, payin' her, then shooting her and getting your money back. But the first time's always the hardest...